February 2012
phone vibrates
dad: who's that
dad: do i know them
dad: do they go to your school
dad: do i know their dad what's their last name
dad: what state are they from
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I’m just going to keep this ongoing reaction post to porn blogs
“that doesn’t look comfortable at all”
“damn. I wish i were that flexible.”
“okay all these ‘sexy’ caved back positions would seriously KILL my back”
“…ow. jesus, ow!”
“okay, penises cannot be that big on average. that’s ridiculous. that...
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i love being on tumblr late at night. because that’s when all the porn gifs come out.
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La esperanza es un arma de doble filo, te puede ayudar en momentos difíciles, pero se le puede dar falsas razones para seguir adelante.
dujardins:
e-pic:
plot twist: suddenly oprah shows up and has an oscar for everyone under their chairs
#except leonardo dicaprio
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Listen tumblr, I know we all love Robert Downey,...
avengethedinosaurs:
Can we just take a second to talk about how hot his eighteen-year-old son is? I mean, really. Not only is he RDJ’s progeny, he’s also only 18, which is way less creepy than being in love with the 46-year-old Downey. Seriously, look at him. Boy’s fine.
I have figured out how to describe Steven Moffat's...
only-a-time-lords-hearts:
csquared225:
deductism:
hjat:
solar-tsunami:
bbcsherlockftw:
reichenfeels:
a-timelord-consultant:
acciotruth:
So imagine if he gives you a beautiful kitten. And then he lets you fall in love with that kitten. And then one cold, dark night he steals into your house
And punches you in the face.
literallyjust
BEST DESCRIPTION EVER!
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Watchnotwithoutmycoffee:
When Tony Stark and Pepper Potts showed up to the Academy Awards
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“I love animation because in the world of animation, you can be anything you...”
– CHRIS ROCK, introducing the Best Animated Film Oscar. (via inothernews)
girlwithtulle:
omg sudden image of all of us
with 80 years old
with our computers
cheering for leo’s first oscar on tumblr
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remember that box? that neat box i had everything in, that box that i had stored away, that box i was done with? HAHAHAHAHA obliterated. fuck everything. how does one life?
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Celebrity: Well, I'm nominated for--
Ryan Seacrest: I GOT DUST SPILLED ON ME.
Celebrity: Yeah, I saw. I'm so sorr-
Ryan Seacrest: THERE IS DUST ON MY LAPEL.
Celebrity: Anyway, the show--
Ryan Seacrest: DUST. SUIT. URN.
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“Either do your homework or the laundry!” my mom shouts from downstairs.
“Okay!” I shout back, as I click on my tumblr bookmark.
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Peeta,page 322: Can't we go back to the cave?
Josh,every day of filming: CANT WE FILM THE CAVE SCENE?
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The world of social networking
katiesworldorder:
teacher: remember not to talk to strangers online
friend: who even does that?
me:
friend:
me: not me
Reblog if you're a girl who likes girls, a boy who...
bby-ima-mothafuckin-boss:
Laying here icing my neck because I dropped a barbell on myself today. I’m so coordinated.
But holy shit this is so cold.
smile more
wontonpoop:
does anyone else get so tired that you enter a different dimension
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The sheer number of things I can’t even look at without thinking of you is terrifying.
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