March 2012
im so studying for spanish like this from now on.
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satan: knock knock
me: who's there
satan: satan
satan: i saw your blog
satan: we have wifi in hell
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ALL OF THE FLAILING. MY MINDS MADE UP. LETS DO THIS SHIT.
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Tumblr: Here, have some kittens...
Tumblr: Delicious food? There.
Tumblr: I bring you some beautiful, inspiring art...
Parents/Roommate/Boss: *walks into the room*
Tumblr: PORN?
Tumblr: YOU SAID PORN?
Tumblr: DID I HEAR DICKS?
Tumblr: WHAT WAS THAT DID YOU MENTION HARDCORE GAY SEX?
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joshishollywood:
“this is what society’s come to!”
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keepcalmheisthedoctor:
yesthisisduck:
sebinsky:
thatshipstersforyou:
this is the greatest thing to ever happen
OH MY GOD.
CHRIST
Just lost my shit.
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Fan fiction is what literature might look like if it were reinvented from...
– The Boy Who Lived Forever | Time Magazine (via gypsy-sunday)
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Tourist: Could you give us directions to Olive Garden?
New Yorker: No, but I could give you directions to an actual Italian restaurant.
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Fangirl 1: alskjdhlkjh
Fangirl 2: lasdljkhklñ!
Fangirl 1: OJJHASLJUGKJ!
Fangirl 2: LALJKHJHDHLH!!
Fangirl 1: OMG! I KNOW, RIGHT!?
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step one: take out homework
step two: reward self with two hours of internet for getting that far
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February 2012
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No, you can’t deny women their basic rights and pretend it’s about your...
– President Barack Obama
(via tokyodarling)
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darkteabiscuit:
halibear22:
SHERLOCK!
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Ah guys can I just point something out....
ever-so-plucky:
missmollyblog:
shwatsonlocked:
twoframesoutofstep:
That is all…
They’re only fueling it on xD Really, they are.
OOC: Oh my god. Where’s that “I KNEW IT” gif when you need it?
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Me: Tumblr should fix ghost notes
Me: Tumblr why are you not working
Me: Tumblr why are my messages disappearing
Me: Tumblr Just let me use Missing E
Me: Tumblr why can't I unfollow someone who's deleted
Tumblr: Hey everyone have some new icons
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best actress: gary oldman
best actor: gary oldman
best picture: gary oldman
best director: gary oldman
best makeup: gary oldman
best in the world: gary oldman
#best hide and seeker: benedict cumberbatch
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prisencolinensinainciusol:
wide, square jaw
droopy eyes
pointed nose
flared nostrils
light eyebrows
always chapped lips
cleft chin
larger upper lip
big teeth
absolutely batshit insane
Expectations:
Reality:
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I like how everyone complains when something new...
and I think Karp is sitting in front of his computer, clicks on Save changes and whispers:
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okay i really like the tumblr updates.
why are all my bookmarks messed up. what is this fuckery.
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